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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

- WITTICISMS... (group #4)

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WITTICISMS... (group #4)


"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
-----Johnny Carson


"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
-----Paul Rodriguez


"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law."
-----Jerry Seinfeld

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