- ITALIAN CATHOLIC Boy's Confession

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ITALIAN CATHOLIC Boy's Confession -


"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with ....a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, young Joey Parisi ?"

"Yes, Father, it is me ...Joey."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say Father."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration.
"You're very tight lipped, Joey Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and try to behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"


"4 months vacation and five new names !!!"
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Gotta Love Those Italians ......GOD CERTAINLY DOES ..!

- NO SPEAKA De English

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NO SPEAKA De English


A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country. . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives. . . "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm ajusta tellin' my frienda...
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how to spella "Mississippi'.
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(I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA GO READ THIS AGAIN !)