- Don't Mess With Farm Kids

DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS

A young boy comes down for breakfast.

Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

'Not yet,' said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he
kicks a chicken.

When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the
pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of
dry cereal.

'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have
any milk in my cereal?' he asks.

'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't
get any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
bacon for a week either.

I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you
aren't getting any milk.'

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
'You going tell him or should I?

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- "ANGELS" As Explained by Children:

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"ANGELS" As Explained by Children:


I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.
-- Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why but scientists are working on it.
-- Olive, 9

Angels help God sort out all the messages he gets every Sunday morning.
-- Phil, 9
It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
-- Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.
-- Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
--Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows.

-- Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.

-- Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.

-- Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.

-- Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter.

-- Jared , 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it.

-- Antonio, 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.

-- Kate lynn, 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.

-- Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.

-- Tommy, 8