- LIMERICK #3 "THERE WAS A Young Man From Cape Horn"

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LIMERICK #3 (from Castle Books' big book of "Limericks")

(circa 1927)

There was a young man of Cape Horn
Who wished he had never been born.
And he wouldn't have been
If his father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn.

- LIMERICK #1 - There Was A Young Girl...

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LIMERICK (#1) (from Castle Books' big book of "Limericks")


There Was A Young Girl from Hoboken

Who claimed that her hymen was broken

From riding a bike

On a cobblestone pike,

But it really was broken from pokin'.