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HOW TO KNOW If You Need To Pray At Work:
- When a coworker comes in happily singing "good morning" to everyone and you think "Somebody needs to slap the s*#@ out of her !" ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !
- When someone announces "Office meeting in 5 minutes !" and you think "What the f*#$ do they want now ?" ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !
- When your computer is mysteriously turned off overnight and you want to shout "which of you sons of b#@&*$# shut off my computer ?" ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !
- When you're in the elevator and it stops for someone and that person then only goes DOWN one floor... and you think "That lazy b&*$#." ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !
-When you take vacation time off and return to find a pile of untouched work on your desk because no one else would do it, and you think about your coworkers... "you sorry a$& m@%#&* f%#@*$+!" ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !
- If you have ever thought of poisoning, choking, slapping, stabbing, or punching someone you work with. ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !
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If you knew all the words that were "bleeped" out above... YOU DEFINITELY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
- TWO Slightly Religious Jokes...
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Bats In The Belfry:
Three Pastors in the South were having lunch in a diner.
One said "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away."
Another said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated and they won't go away."
The third said, "I baptized all mine and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!"
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Do You Know How To Pray?
As the storm raged, the Captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."
"Good," said the Captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets-we're one short."
Bats In The Belfry:
Three Pastors in the South were having lunch in a diner.
One said "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away."
Another said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated and they won't go away."
The third said, "I baptized all mine and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!"
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Do You Know How To Pray?
As the storm raged, the Captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."
"Good," said the Captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets-we're one short."
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