- BEST CHRISTMAS Cookie Recipe EVER !

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BEST CHRISTMAS Cookie Recipe EVER !


Christmas Cookie Recipe: (follow directions closely)

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
2 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla


- Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the Jose Cuervo again. (To be sure it is of the highest quality... pour one level cup and drink.)
- Turn on the electric mixer...
- Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again.
- At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, (try another cup ... just in case.)
- Turn off the mixerer thingy.
- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner.
- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pryit loose with a drewscriver.
(Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.)
- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
(Check the Jose Cuervo.)
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table.
- Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
- Don't forgetto beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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