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WITTICISMS... (group #3)
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."
---Conan O'Brien
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner."
---Lynda Montgomery
"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
---Richard Jeni
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