- Texas Zero Tolerance Speed Camera

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Texas Zero Tolerance Speed Camera

WARNING !!! -
NOT just for Texans but anybody planning on a visit!!!!

With the Texas highway death toll continuing to increase,

this will be the first year that Zero Tolerance Speed Cameras will be used.

The new cameras look different from the normal cameras.

I have included a photo so that you are familiar with them.

Make sure you do not speed when approaching one.

Please take this warning seriously as you will not get... a second chance.

- SUBJECT: New Texas Priest

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Subject: New Texas Priest

The new priest, born and raised in Texas , is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions and give any advice.

The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand''.

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, ... "Now, don't you think that's a better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit... what happened next?"