- Texas Zero Tolerance Speed Camera

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Texas Zero Tolerance Speed Camera

WARNING !!! -
NOT just for Texans but anybody planning on a visit!!!!

With the Texas highway death toll continuing to increase,

this will be the first year that Zero Tolerance Speed Cameras will be used.

The new cameras look different from the normal cameras.

I have included a photo so that you are familiar with them.

Make sure you do not speed when approaching one.

Please take this warning seriously as you will not get... a second chance.

- FAKE Texas DOT Vehicle

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Subject: Fake Texas DOT Vehicle


This Texas DOT Vehicle (which turned out to be a fake) was stopped by an Alert DPS Trooper on I-10 between San Antonio and Sequin, TX.

It sure looks like a real TX DOT truck to me.

Oh, but wait... what have we here in his "toolbox"... WOW !!!

And under the floorboards... and in the extended cab, too !!!

This illegal Mexican immigrant-dude 'cloned' a Texas DOT Truck and got busted smuggling drugs... I wonder how long they got away with it before they got busted?

(If this same guy gets busted in Mexico, he is put away and never heard from again in your lifetime....)

Let's give them more of our welfare money, more of our Social Security Money, and raise your taxes to fund their free-ride here in America ... !

- U.S. REDNECK Special Forces (USRSF)

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U.S. REDNECK Special Forces (USRSF)


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about the terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK. Ha-Ha-Ha.

- SUBJECT: Professional Pharmacists & Cowboy

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Subject: Professional Pharmacists

A cowboy walked into a drug store in Texas and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him.

The cowpoke said it was something he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him she was completely professional and whatever it was he needed to discuss, he could be confident she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll consult with my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses."