- CLEVER ! Japanese Tow-Cycles !

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CLEVER ! Japanese Tow-Cycles !

Driving along...
Parked and getting ready...
Unfolding the tow trailer...
Then away he goes !!!

- LIMERICK (#5) - There Was A Young Lady From Spain...

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LIMERICK (#5) - There Was A Young Lady From Spain...

There Was A Young Lady From Spain
Who took down her pants on a train.
There was a young porter
Saw more than he orter,
And asked her to do it again.


---(circa 1939)---
---(From "LIMERICKS: The Paris Edition, complete & unexpurgated")

- WHAT THE...... ??? Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest !!!

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WHAT THE...... ??? Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest !!!

Dragging a ladder around in his car like this... Unbelievable...
AND...
he was TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE at the same time, TOO !!!
In Houston, Texas on Highway 59... near Sugarland !
Look out, he's coming through !

- One Sunday morning... !

One Sunday morning... !
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.

It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it.

The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly,
"Good morning Alex."

"Good morning Pastor," said Alex. "What is this" he asked ?

The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial plaque to all the young men and women who died in the Service."

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, he asked,
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"Which service... the 8:30 or the 10:45 ?"

- "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS"

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"I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS"

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says, "Hello."

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says,
"Do you know me?"

To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
"Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery ???"

She leans toward him, looks straight into his eyes and says calmly...
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"No... I'm your son's Kindergarten teacher !!!"

- AMAZING Guido Daniele Hand Art (Set #3)

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AMAZING Guido Daniele Hand Art (Set #3)

The Amazing Hand Painting Art of Italian born Guido Daniele; who now lives and works in Milan, Italy.

(The artist's enjoyable website is: http://www.guidodaniele.com/ )

Many Thanks to him for sharing his imagination, his insights and his artistry !

Simply Fantastic...
Utterly Fascinating...
Awesomely Clever !!!
SWAN
BALD EAGLE
BALD EAGLE IN FLIGHT
PUDDY TAT