COUGAR
OLD ELEPHANT
CHEETAH
HAWK
ALLIGATOR
When the graveside service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of lightning throughout the heavens and a loud rolling thunder. 
The pastor and those attending the old woman's funeral cringed in surprise at the loud outbursts.
The little old woman's husband looked at the pastor, leaned toward him and calmly said,
"Well, God just found out she's there."
A bobby said "Whattum
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...
"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."
12% on Monday...
Oh, Yeah ! That's more like it.
It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows.
-- Jack, 6
Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
-- Daniel, 9
When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.
-- Reagan, 10
Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.
-- Sara, 6
Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter.
-- Jared , 8
All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it.
-- Antonio, 9
My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
-- Kate lynn, 9
Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
-- Vicki, 8
What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
-- Tommy, 8
A North Carolina Highway Sign:
When I got there I actually found 2 bulls with locked antlers... I thought this only happened in other areas.
J. and I were going to tranquilize the bull and saw the locked antlers. One problem.. we did not have enough of the drugs to do a good job.
So we walked out there and sawed the one point off of the dead bull's right antler and then we had to saw the main beam off the left antler to get the other bull free. The whale tail was over the bulls eyes, lodged between the eyeguards.
When we cut it free the bull stood there for a while catching its breath with the piece of the dead elk's antler still locked in it's antlers.
When it took off, the piece of antler came out...
WOW! this was for sure one of my most memorable days....
Enjoy the pics.
This Texas DOT Vehicle (which turned out to be a fake) was stopped by an Alert DPS Trooper on I-10 between San Antonio and Sequin, TX.
It sure looks like a real TX DOT truck to me.
Oh, but wait... what have we here in his "toolbox"... WOW !!!
And under the floorboards... and in the extended cab, too !!!
This illegal Mexican immigrant-dude 'cloned' a Texas DOT Truck and got busted smuggling drugs... I wonder how long they got away with it before they got busted?
(If this same guy gets busted in Mexico, he is put away and never heard from again in your lifetime....)
