LIFE IS ALL About Ass...
LIFE Is all about Ass:
This Blog-site is meant to pass along messages, photos and jokes we've received from our family and friends. They may be funny, sad, inspiring, tongue-in-cheek, risque, eye-popping, timely, informative, aggravating, sexy, clever, and often thought provoking... We Hope You ENJOY !
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Our United States of America in 1907
'Dear Lord: Thank you for bringing me to Timmy’s house and not to Michael Vick's -- AMEN!'
The intensity of the dog's face shows more sincerity than most people!
Ya' gotta' love the face on the dog!
A speaking system he'd devised
To make the thing complete,
He tied a speaker on the wall
Beneath the toilet seat.
He'd wait until the gals got set
And then the devilish guy,
Would stop his whittling long enough,
To speak into the mike.
And as she sat, a voice below
Struck terror, fright and fear
"Will you please use the other hole,
We're painting under here."
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Then I fell out of bed and... WOKE UP !!!!!!
(It seemed SOooo REAL !)
These guys deserve our love, our hugs and most powerfully, our prayers.
Prayer Request: I understand that life in Iraq is very difficult to bear right now. Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance and safety. Send this on after a short prayer; please don't break it:
"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. There's nothing attached; just send this to all in your address book.