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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

- HOW TO KNOW If You Need To Pray At Work

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HOW TO KNOW If You Need To Pray At Work:

- When a coworker comes in happily singing "good morning" to everyone and you think "Somebody needs to slap the s*#@ out of her !" ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !

- When someone announces "Office meeting in 5 minutes !" and you think "What the f*#$ do they want now ?" ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !

- When your computer is mysteriously turned off overnight and you want to shout "which of you sons of b#@&*$# shut off my computer ?" ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !

- When you're in the elevator and it stops for someone and that person then only goes DOWN one floor... and you think "That lazy b&*$#." ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !

-When you take vacation time off and return to find a pile of untouched work on your desk because no one else would do it, and you think about your coworkers... "you sorry a$& m@%#&* f%#@*$+!" ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !

- If you have ever thought of poisoning, choking, slapping, stabbing, or punching someone you work with. ... YOU MAY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !
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If you knew all the words that were "bleeped" out above... YOU DEFINITELY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK !

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