WHY I AM VOTING DEMOCRAT...

WHY I AM VOTING DEMOCRAT...

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the
government will do a better job of spending the money I earn
than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech
is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out
of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're
doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that
people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN
tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years
if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not
concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long
as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that
business should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or
four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who
would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that
when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over
there, when they come over here I don't want to have any
guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact
that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to
marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil
companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene
but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.

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Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote
Republican, now doesn't it?