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WITTICISMS... (group #5)
"Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic in that?
What, do tall people burn slower?"
---Warren Hutcherson
"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many.
Monogamy is the same."
---Oscar Wilde
"Suppose you were an idiot ...
And suppose you were a member of Congress...
But I repeat myself."
---Mark Twain
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan."
---A. Whitney Brown
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"
---Dave Barry
Do you know why they call it "PMS"?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
---Unknown, ...presumed deceased
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