1 October 2011: A Sure Killer If I Ever Saw One

A Sure Killer If I Ever Saw One !!!

Cute... But Deadly...
You Better Stand Back !!!

- BABY'S FIRST Doctor Visit...

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BABY'S FIRST Doctor Visit...


A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did as he directed.

He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said with a smile, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I brought him in today !"

- NEVER TAKE A BABY To A Museum

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NEVER TAKE A BABY To A Museum

(HILLARIOUS !!! Especially if you are a Mom !)

- LIFE is set up wrong

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Life is set up wrong...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.

What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?

Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then...
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...you finish off as an orgasm! Now that's the way to live and Go!