2 January 2012The Spice... And Price... of New Lingerie !
A man walks into Victoria Secrets to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $50 to $150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $150 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks to herself...
'I have an idea...
It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on - I'll just do the modelling naked - then I'll return it tomorrow, get a $150 refund and keep the money for myself'.
So she appears totally naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a seductive pose for her husband.
The husband says,
'Oh my gawd... !
It wasn't nearly that wrinkled when I bought it at the store' !!!
His funeral is set for this Thursday.
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