- THIS WEEK IN California History...

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THIS WEEK IN California History...


Do you know what happened this week in 1850's California ?

- California became a state.
- The state had no electricity.
- The state had no money.
- Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
- There were gunfights in the streets.
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- Basically, it was just like California today,

...except... the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands !

- BABY'S FIRST Doctor Visit...

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BABY'S FIRST Doctor Visit...


A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did as he directed.

He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said with a smile, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I brought him in today !"